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Our own authors go into the details of a work of entertainment, and show you unequivocally why it is garbage. We suffer so you don’t. You’re welcome.

Issue 16 : Do You Believe In Magic? The Takedown 
November 14, 2016November 14, 2016

The Takedown : Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Posted By: Eric Carr

I wonder sometimes when something begins to lose whatever made you love it in the first place. Sometimes it’s sudden, and there’s some event

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Issue 15 : Scary Stories The Takedown 
October 17, 2016October 17, 2016

The Takedown : Paranormal Activity

Posted By: Eric Carr

This time on the Takedown we drag Paranormal Activity out of bed and break down why it’s not the new face of horror – but actually just horrible.

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Issue 13 : The ReBoot The Takedown 
August 22, 2016October 18, 2016

The Re-Write : Fantastic 4

Posted By: Eric Carr

There are a lot of reasons why a movie doesn’t work. Maybe it’s the wrong cast, or the wrong director or whatever. For most

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Issue 12 : To Boldy Go The Takedown 
July 27, 2016July 28, 2016

The Takedown : Interstellar

Posted By: Eric Carr

According to most people, space is vast. When the phrase “the final frontier” is said aloud in an educated sounding British accent, it means

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Issue 11 : Fun and (War) Games The Takedown 
June 27, 2016June 27, 2016

The Takedown : The Patriot

Posted By: Eric Carr

The Fourth of July is coming up soon. For those of you that live outside of the United States, the Fourth is a holiday

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The Takedown 
May 23, 2016May 25, 2016

The Takedown : Moulin Rouge!

Posted By: Eric Carr

I’ll be the first to admit that I can be a bit of a crank. These are true facts. It’s also possible that, maybe,

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The Takedown 
April 18, 2016April 22, 2016

The Takedown : Eyes Wide Shut

Posted By: Eric Carr

Tricks can be fun to play on people, especially now. This is especially true in film. It’s a neat trick when you can pull

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Issue Archives The Takedown 
March 28, 2016July 29, 2016

The Takedown : Hannibal Rising

Posted By: Eric Carr Issue 8: Scum & Villainy

There are few fictional characters that elicit the sort of feelings that you can get from Hannibal Lecter, who exists somewhere between horror and

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The Takedown 
February 15, 2016June 28, 2016

The Takedown : Titanic

Posted By: Eric Carr Issue 7 : Love Letters

It was recently Valentine’s Day, or as the more fabulously free members of our great society would say, “Single’s Awareness Day” but it was

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Issue Archives The Takedown 
January 25, 2016April 28, 2016

The Takedown : Final Fantasy VII

Posted By: Eric Carr Issue 6 : Looking Back, the takedown

I’m not sure that people know what “Greatest of All Time” means. It gets tossed around an awful lot at some awful things to

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Issue Archives The Takedown 
December 21, 2015April 28, 2016

The Takedown : Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Posted By: Eric Carr Issue 5 : The (Mis)Giving Season, the takedown

During this time of the year there are a lot of things that are labeled as “traditions” and in some universe that is supposed

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Joe writhing on a dirt path, aiming his blunderbuss at an assailant.
The Takedown 
December 16, 2015December 18, 2015

The Takedown: Looper

Posted By: Eric Seal looper, the takedown

‘Tis the season to be jolly! But for The Takedown, it’s business as usual. This week’s heaping black lumps of criticism are coming from

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