I wonder sometimes when something begins to lose whatever made you love it in the first place. Sometimes it’s sudden, and there’s some event
The Takedown
Our own authors go into the details of a work of entertainment, and show you unequivocally why it is garbage. We suffer so you don’t. You’re welcome.
The Takedown : Paranormal Activity
This time on the Takedown we drag Paranormal Activity out of bed and break down why it’s not the new face of horror – but actually just horrible.
The Re-Write : Fantastic 4
There are a lot of reasons why a movie doesn’t work. Maybe it’s the wrong cast, or the wrong director or whatever. For most
The Takedown : Interstellar
According to most people, space is vast. When the phrase “the final frontier” is said aloud in an educated sounding British accent, it means
The Takedown : The Patriot
The Fourth of July is coming up soon. For those of you that live outside of the United States, the Fourth is a holiday
The Takedown : Moulin Rouge!
I’ll be the first to admit that I can be a bit of a crank. These are true facts. It’s also possible that, maybe,
The Takedown : Eyes Wide Shut
Tricks can be fun to play on people, especially now. This is especially true in film. It’s a neat trick when you can pull
The Takedown : Hannibal Rising
There are few fictional characters that elicit the sort of feelings that you can get from Hannibal Lecter, who exists somewhere between horror and
The Takedown : Titanic
It was recently Valentine’s Day, or as the more fabulously free members of our great society would say, “Single’s Awareness Day” but it was
The Takedown : Final Fantasy VII
I’m not sure that people know what “Greatest of All Time” means. It gets tossed around an awful lot at some awful things to
The Takedown : Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
During this time of the year there are a lot of things that are labeled as “traditions” and in some universe that is supposed
The Takedown: Looper
‘Tis the season to be jolly! But for The Takedown, it’s business as usual. This week’s heaping black lumps of criticism are coming from
