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Our own authors go into the details of a work of entertainment, and show you unequivocally why it is garbage. We suffer so you don’t. You’re welcome.

The Takedown 
November 16, 2015February 8, 2016

The Takedown : Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Posted By: Eric Carr the takedown

I sometimes have to remind myself that sometimes things aren’t bad just because they are different than I expected them to be. It is

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The Takedown 
October 19, 2015February 8, 2016

The Takedown : Attack on Titan

Posted By: Eric Carr the takedown

You know, it’s not like I wander the world on the lookout for things to take the piss out of. Attack on Titan first

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The Takedown 
October 5, 2015February 8, 2016

The Takedown : Twilight

Posted By: Eric Carr the takedown

I die a little inside when I read the back of the cover. It says, “An Amazon ‘Best Book of the Decade…so far’” and,

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The Takedown 
September 14, 2015February 8, 2016

The Takedown – Pixar’s Cars

Posted By: Eric Carr the takedown

There was a time when Pixar movies were considered to be beyond reproach. Stringing classics together like Toy Story, The Incredibles, and Finding Nemo

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The Takedown 
August 31, 2015March 8, 2016

The Takedown – True Detective : Season 2

Posted By: Eric Carr the takedown. Issue 2 : The Sequel

It was supposed to be a lot of things – groundbreaking, event television, and a worthy follow up to the impossibly good 1st Season.

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The Takedown 
August 13, 2015February 8, 2016

The Takedown – Grey

Posted By: Eric Carr the takedown

These horrible books take up an entire shelf at my local bookseller. By that I don’t mean colloquially, but instead that the works of

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The Takedown 
July 24, 2015February 8, 2016

The Takedown – X-Men Origins : Wolverine

Posted By: Eric Carr the takedown

Hello All, Welcome to The Takedown. Since this is the very first of the series, that means I get the opportunity to explain what

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