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March 27, 2016March 28, 2016

Take Two Review – Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright

Posted By: Jordan Feil

…and honest discussion. Jordan: Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright is really unique from a storytelling perspective. At first it seems too simple. There is a war and two great nations and…

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A dark hallway with stone tiles leaning ever so slightly to the left showcases Amnesia: The Dark Descent's unnerving camera angle.
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October 14, 2015March 8, 2016

An Hour with Amnesia: A Coward Plays a Horror Masterpiece

Posted By: Eric Seal Issue 3 : The Horror

…badly want to stop. An image of Jordan appears in my mind’s eye, urging me to have strength and not to give up. I tell Mind Jordan to go fuck…

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May 12, 2016September 1, 2016

“Equestrian Engines” – Short Story First Draft (with edits!)

Posted By: Eric Seal Issue 10 : Story Time

…You’ve read the first draft, now read the edits on the next page and see what the other NitWitty writers thought… Legend: Eric Carr edits Jordan Feil edits My edits…

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A Super Monkey Ball course. One platform stretches into the distance, disconnected from one further off. The platforms will meet
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December 30, 2015April 28, 2016

The Gift of Perseverance: Super Monkey Ball and Super Monkey Ball 2

Posted By: Eric Seal Issue 5 : The (Mis)Giving Season

…that Jordan, who appreciates many of the same stories as I do, gifted me with the largely story-less Super Monkey Ball and Super Monkey Ball 2 for the NitWitty Gift…

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December 26, 2015April 28, 2016

The Gift of Loathing: Blood Bowl 2

Posted By: Jordan Feil Issue 5 : The (Mis)Giving Season

…pulled my best Grinch grin onto my face and rubbed my hands together mischievously. I got Jordan as the target of my gifting, and the thing about Jordan is that…

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April 11, 2016August 1, 2016

First Look : Half-Life 3

Posted By: Eric Carr Issue 9 : For the Lulz

…is all part of the engine, and the more you can put into the engine, the less the designers have to worry about.” Jordan closed his 3dS and pointed out…

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A surprisingly well-lit hallway in Amnesia. Yellow light reflects off the ceiling; a dresser is tipped over on the floor. Rubble can be seen in the background.
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October 26, 2016October 26, 2016

Another Hour with Amnesia

Posted By: Eric Seal Issue 3 : The Horror

…confront my fear and dive into the game again, not only for Jordan’s sake, who recommended the game to me, but for my own damn curiosity. I had already seen,…

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November 19, 2015March 8, 2016

A Video Gamer’s First Time with Dungeons & Dragons

Posted By: Eric Seal dungeons & dragons, Issue 4 : Better with Friends

…feel like the authentic experience. For Multiplayer Month, this was something we at NitWitty set out to resolve. Joined by fellow editors Jordan and Luke as well as Jordan’s girlfriend,…

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Issue 13 : The ReBoot Mangaka Masterworks 
August 7, 2016October 18, 2016

Mangaka Masterwork: Yotsuba&!

Posted By: Jordan Feil Issue 6 : Looking Back

…we feature a manga about childhood that has a very special place in Jordan’s heart. Enjoy. This month’s Mangaka Masterwork is all about that sweet, sweet, feeling of nostalgia. With…

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April 25, 2016August 1, 2016

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: My First Time

Posted By: Jordan Feil Issue 9 : For the Lulz

My name is Jordan and I had never seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Before you all ask, no I wasn’t abused or neglected as a child, and yes…

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